The last time I was in Boracay, I was only 11-years old and I remember my jaw dropping when I saw the white sand and the clear blue water. I had never seen anything like it before. My family and I were the only people on the beach almost all week and it was incredible how you could see schools of fish in the shallow water. This was a real plus because at the time, because my little sister still couldn't swim.
Boracay today is now a far cry from what it once was. Renowned for its wild nightlife, especially during Easter season, the schools of fish have now been replaced by hordes of tourists and island-hopping boats.
There isn’t much to Boracay apart from the chilled out vibe
of the beaches, the parties, and the water sports, but since it’s transformed
from a small beach paradise into a tourist hot spot I’ll give you guys on pros
and cons and prices of transport, accommodation, food, and drinks and what is
most definitely a ripoff.
Should I fly into Kalibo or Caticlan?
Caticlan is a LOT closer but it’s a really small airport and
the carriers only allow check-in luggage up to 10kg. Flights into Kalibo are cheaper
but you would have to sort out land transfers – a return door-to-door transfer
with Southwest Tours with terminal and environmental fees included costs
about 800 PHP each (around 10 USD). If you can avoid flying into Kalibo, I
would. There is little price difference when taking into account land transfer
fees plus the long commute would shorten the time you can spend soaking up the
sun on the beach! Not to mention the land transfer itself is chaotic and
stressful at best.
Where should I stay?
It all depends on your budget. Since hotels fill up quickly
around this time of year (March till Labour Day is peak season), Holly and I only
managed to get a family room in Jony’s Resort at Station 1. It’s a little pricey for what it actually has to offer but this was Holly’s first time in Boracay and so I thought it would be worth shelling out a little extra for a beachfront resort on White Beach. It is also a family-run resort and I feel happier supporting an establishment run by locals than one of those global hotel conglomerates.
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White Beach Station 1 |
The room was a good size with a TV,
airconditioning, a fridge, and a clean functional bathroom and toilet (with
complimentary toiletries yay!). I thought it was rubbish that in spite of the
money we paid for the room, they don’t offer any complimentary water. They
charge you 20 PHP for a small bottle if you take it out of the mini-fridge. I
think it’s worth investing a trip to a sari-sari store and getting a 2L bottle
or bigger. There is also a supermarket in D*Mall in Station 2 where you can get
decently priced water.
Staying in Station 1 is more expensive because it is
closest to the nicest part of the beach. I would not stay in Station 2 since
it’s really crowded and incredibly noisy at night. On top of that access to the
beach isn’t as good because loads of bangkas are docked there
and you will get hassled by people all day trying to sell you a sunset ‘cruise’
or island hopping tour.
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Some bangkas docked at Station 2 |
Station 3 is more quiet and laidback and there are quite a
few nice hotels that have been built recently. For those on a budget there is a really
nice hostel called The Treehouse which is what it is – a really big bamboo tree
house. There are cheap drinks at their bar at night with good live
music. Because Station 3 is a long walk away from the other two and the sand is
no longer white, it’s a lot cheaper to stay there. If it’s your first time in
Boracay, I would suggest spending a few nights in Station 1 just so you savour
the beauty of White Beach, and then spend the rest of your stay in Station 3.
Where should I eat?
I have to start with singing praises about the restaurant at
Jony’s Resort. Although the accommodation itself wasn’t spectacular, the
resort’s restaurant Mayas goes above and beyond my expectations. First and
foremost: location, location, location! There is nothing better than waking up
in the morning and seeing the clear blue waters while having your morning
coffee.
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Our view of the beach at breakfast. |
The resort also has several sunbeds situated right in front
of the restaurant reserved for its hotel guests but it’s on a first come first
serve basis. Holly and I are not exactly early risers but we befriended one of
the hotel staff – Rey who was always kind enough to help us find two sunbeds
and serve our tea and delicious cocktails there.
The food at Mayas is mouth-watering. Breakfast was one of
the things Holly and I looked most forward to apart from Happy Hour. Their motif is Filipino-Mexican fusion, however, like the resort, the prices are steep compared
to the rest of the island. Mains are from 400 PHP upwards, whereas you can
easily get a decent meal for around the 200 PHP mark if you look around the island.
For you foodies out there you can get good seafood at
D’Talipapa which is somewhere around the D*Mall area. Friends have also
recommended Smoke, located towards the back of D*Mall near the main road. I’ve
personally not tried it but locals have said the food is very good and
reasonably priced. It’s also best to avoid eating and drinking (outside of
happy hour) in Station 1 unless you intend to splurge a little.
I’ve also seen a LOT of tourists buying the buko shakes and
buko juices at the beachfront stalls of Stations 1 and 2. Please don’t. It
breaks my heart to see people being royally ripped off. They charge around 110
PHP but if you wander around the D*Mall area you can find stalls that sell it for
around 30 PHP. Sure, if you convert the
difference to USD or GBP, it’s not much of a difference but it’s the principle
innit.
Guess the conclusion is: want to splurge? Station 1. Want
good local food for a reasonable price? Station 2.
Where should I drink?
Take advantage of happy hour. Seriously do. There is nothing
like having good quality cocktails or a cheap bucket of beer while watching the
sunset in Station 1. Happy hour is around 4pm-8pm, sometimes 9pm for most of
the places in Station 1. Recommended places for some lush drinks are Two
Seasons and Sur, although Holly and I kind of just picked out the best deals.
Cocktails cost around 200 PHP and during happy hour it’s 2-4-1.
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Happy hour cocktails at Station 1 |
Station 2 has a lot more going on later in the evening so
after happy hour is over you can head down there for some more drinks or to go
clubbing in Epic, Wave House, or Summer Place. Entrance for Epic is 300 PHP
inclusive of two drinks whereas Summer Place is about 100 PHP without drinks.
You can also lounge around in the outdoor areas of the bars
in Station 2 and wait for the fire dancers to come out. It’s loads of fun but
they do come over to your table a LOT asking for monetary contributions.
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Firedancers yippee. |
Want a little bit of weird? There’s the Hobbit House in
D*Mall, which appears to just be a pub decorated with LOTR memorabilia but take
a closer look you’ll see that all the waiters there are midgets… I kid you not.
The drinks are good I guess, but to be honest I was a little distracted by the
sign proclaiming they were the pub with “THE SHORTEST WAITERS IN THE WORLD.” Is
this something to brag about? A lot of tourists find this place fun, but I
couldn’t shake the feeling that the entire thing is a little politically
incorrect.
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Entrance to Spiderhouse |
Last but not least there is The Spiderhouse in Diniwid
beach. Holly will probably kill me for spreading the word about our little
haven of harmony and awesome, but I just have to! No happy hour, but the venue
is worth the money. Just hop on a tricycle and ask them to take you to
Spiderhouse, Diniwid beach. It’s accessible through a little hole in a rock at
the end of the beach and you climb up the stairs until you reach the bar. Just
ask anyone for directions if you’re confused.
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You can sunbathe on that wooden float at Spiderhouse |
It’s a great place to watch the sunset and you can climb
down the bamboo ladder to the water if you fancy a swim. There’s also a small wooden floaty thing you can sunbathe on.
Two downsides to Spiderhouse: as the sun sets it begins to
fill up with some really weird people so go early. Secondly, the food kind of
sucks so go elsewhere for dinner or just go with the Western food.
Anything else?
Like in Bali, there are ‘local’ prices and ‘foreigner’
prices, so haggle if you can. Sadly there is an abundance of spendthrift
tourists on the island so prices may not go down a lot, especially for tours
and water sports. Try haggling with them later in the day.
For those on a budget: when you are taking a tricycle make
sure you ask for the ‘regular price’ and not the ‘special price’. A trip to
Diniwid beach from Station 1 can cost 100 PHP with a special price and only 25
PHP with the regular price. The difference between the two fares is that the
special one is a private transfer to your destination. With the regular fare,
the tricycle driver will pick up people along the way who flag them down on the
way to your destination.
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Sunset at Diniwid Beach |
Ok this may sound like a no-brainer, but seriously, wear SPF
50. The Filipino summer sun is a merciless fiend. My entire upper body got
sunburned although I naturally have a darker skin colour, I slathered on SPF
30, religiously re-applied, and avoided the sun between noon to 2.30 PM. Wear
SPF 50. You will burn.
So there you have it. These are my tips on what to do when
you’re in Boracay. If you haven’t been, go soon. Boracay today is so different from what it was when I first saw it. Although the many establishments have
made it more fun and accessible, it feels less like the Philippines and more like
an arbitrary beach holiday and in spite of the Philippines’ efforts in eco
tourism, I fear that in several years time the beauty of White Beach will be
overrun with clubs, pubs, and whatnot and become another Patong Beach, Phuket.